It's Pringles time motherfucker
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As it turns out, the video I posted last week was not actually mine. There is this new thing called your tube where people can post videos of anything but it’s mostly cats. I know because I’ve watched most of them. I wanted to make my own video for your tubes. I have an uncle who works in the music industry so I know what I’m doing.

blueeyesbaddragon:

jadeita:

lets have a moment of silence for the people who still say *Le* 

the entire country of france

What’s le problem?

pr0fessah:

descole:

HOW DO I DELETE? THIS???? JONATHON!!!!!!!!

HAHAH I’M SENDING THIS TO EVERYONE FOOL

MY LOVE LIFE IS OVER! Actually uhhh wait! I only made that because…because I was showing off who’s the better singer! Which is me! Ha HA! JEAN - UNO. HERSHEL - CERO.

HOW DO I DELETE? THIS???? JONATHON!!!!!!!!

Am I the only one who’s JUST now noticing Descole’s blond?

angieloveslayton:

How sexy is that?!

What? But..but…my hair dresser told me it’s medium champagne!!! Oh no oh no oh no oh no

Ummm. Everybody’s talking about Hersh/Clark/Landork but nobody’s talking about ME. Who’s the one who made your ass relevant, flat ASScad? Ass for CLARK, your ass wouldn’t even be in this series had I not kidnapped your WIFE and BUTTLORD.!!

YEAH YOU SEE THIS? WATCH WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU LEAVE JEAN DESCOLE OUT OF THINGS.

Night walk (Open rp!)

brikitty1:

Melody walked pointlessly about the streets of london. It was the middle of the night and she’d just left her underground ‘project’, trying to be careful. As usual? Almost got her arm shot off by some thugs. She hated it. Anyways, she gazed around, walking through the Thames. Would someone else be about..?

BOY OH BOY! What a wonderful night to go skinny dipping in the River Thames!

puzzlepimp:

descole:

Oh no. The lamp next to my bed went out. I need somebody to come over here and bend over my bed and fix that light bulb while I watch. Preferably naked.

good luck with that ha ha

Who said I was asking YOU? Of all people, right? ha ha ha.

Will you at least mow my lawn for me? That wasn’t a sexual innuendo, but I do want you to come over shirtless.

Oh no. The lamp next to my bed went out. I need somebody to come over here and bend over my bed and fix that light bulb while I watch. Preferably naked.

hello

Is it true that your gay? my best friend is a huge fan girl X3

Send me her address and I’ll mail her a signed copy of my book.