sharoaascad:

Not you, one would assume, Mr. Descole.

Haha. Did you not just hear the news? I’m getting laid this year. Yup, only…nine months from now!!! Oh fuck me, I need to find something real cute to wear. Hey, you’ve gained some weight as of recently. Any old dresses you won’t be needing anymore? *snicker* Ones that would preferably make my butt look bigger. I ain’t too proud to beg.