puzzlepimp:

descole:

Oh no. The lamp next to my bed went out. I need somebody to come over here and bend over my bed and fix that light bulb while I watch. Preferably naked.

good luck with that ha ha

Who said I was asking YOU? Of all people, right? ha ha ha.

Will you at least mow my lawn for me? That wasn’t a sexual innuendo, but I do want you to come over shirtless.